Jess ;p

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

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compliment:

walking to school on the first day more like

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i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

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crying-over-fandoms:

WHERE THE HELL DID FLAPPY BIRD EVEN COME FROM

ONE DAY EVERYTHING IS NORMAL LIKE IT ALWAYS IS AND THE NEXT DAY PEOPLE ARE CRYING AND GETTING DIVORCED BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GAME WHAT THE HELL LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHERE THIS CAME FROM

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marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

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adorkable-hiccup:

flappy bird is like the new angry birds only this time i’m the angry one

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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

fanufactured:

Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.

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saxitlurg:

hrmphfft:

canyouloveaplayer:

You guys do realize that when Anna and Kristoff get married, Sven is going to be the Best Man at the wedding. He’s going to have to give a toast. Kristoff is basically going to talk about himself in his Sven voice for 45 minutes.

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"…and never in my life have I met a lad more pure of hart.”

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